japanese and bubble tea.

Ever felt like you need a drink to cool down. Something refreshing, cold, etc. Apparently japanese kids in Singapore all think alike. I mean ALL of them. Imagine this scenario. You get in line and expect a 3-5 min wait because there's probably 3-4 persons in front of you. And all you can think about is geting a green tea milk blend and getting on the train before the 6 o'clock rush.

THEN SUDDENLY about close to 20 japanese kids come up from behind and starts talking to this young punk standing in front of you about two persons away. "waka no edi ko taka mishi nani negi wtf canu youro buy meru a drinkaru skjfklsjfljonwif?" I figured " help me buy a drink".

Then that 5 min wait slowly turned into a half an hour wait.

Jap Kid(JK): Passun fru.
Aunty selling Bubble Tea (Aunty): HAh?
JK: Passun fru
Aunty: Hah!?
JK: Paaasuuun fruuu...
Aunty: Passion arh?
JK: Hai.

Me: (OMFG this is gonna take long.)

But thats only like 1 out of 15-17 cups.

JK: brubarry miku brend.
Aunty: Hah?
JK: Brubarry miku brend
Aunty: Blueberry arh?
Jk: Ie...hai.

Me: F***

JK: Bana aye-su brend
Aunty: O_O
JK: Bana aye0su brend
Aunty: O_O?????????
JK: Bana...bana...
Aunty: Ba..na..na?
Jk: Yessu, yessu.

me: Kill me now.

So yea...there's was basically how it went. I got my drink, went to squeeze in an overcrowded train cabin with this cross eyed fella trying to ogle at some lady who fell asleep while wearing a quite revealing top. While i try to save whats left of my sanity.

Note to sec sch leavers. If you ever go to Ngee Ann poly. Never ever ever buy Bubble tea at 5.30pm plus. Cause i failed to remember about the jap high school nearby.

Please dont get me wrong dear readers. I love the japanese for thier art (anime) and toys (mechas and figurines) but at least for the love of my ingrown toenail. Please, please write down your orders instead of saying them out.

P.s: I've been feeling irritated lately. So if u plan to tell me something that you obviously know i dun really care for/ about please.