SCREEEAM 'cos its labour day!

I'm watching Scream 3 as i'm typing this. Here's a few tips from yours truly when facing a deranged killer with a 6 inch knife. =D

1. Keep your cool and do not scream. It will just give away your location. (however do so when the script calls for it. Waaait. Its not a movie is it?)

2. Start running away fast unless you know CQC (close quarter combat) of any kind to disarm the long shiny knife.

3. If in any case you do know CQC, do be prepared that the guy in the white mask may have another or two up his sleeves. seriously. Up his sleeves. -.- *if you do not know CQC just skip to number 4.*

4. Heeey, looks like you just like surfing the net and do not know any combat moves like yours truly. So here is what you do. Get some distance to protect yourself. Preferable something pointy. And hard. Not the sponge spagetti floater you use in for water yoga.

5. By chance if you get into a tumble and the killer falls flat on the floor. Kick his face in. I'm serious. IN.

6. Oh no, you got a call from the killer saying he got your two friends. What do you do? Go to the police duuuh. -.- I think they train snipers for these type of situations huh? ESPECIALLY since the same idiot is going around killing like how many people now? 10+?

7. Lucky number seven. He's got you cornered in the room. And the phone lines are cut. Nothing's more dangerous than a cornered jackal. Remember he has a knife. Your best bet is getting something shield like (a thick mattress/ table?). Well, then improvise your way out. Can't help you from there. Hurhur.

8. Lastly, whenn you think he's down by your counter defense moves. Well, if you're confident the killer's down. JUST KICK HIS FACE IN. WHO FREAKING CARES? He's trying (tried) to kill you. KICK HIM TIL KINGDOM COMES.

Disclaimer: What is written by me is not foolproof. Enrol yourself in a proper self defense class and learn more about personall safety from your local law-enforcemnt agency.

-Cheers.